the inventor of envelopes was such a freak. what do you mean i have to lick it
A screenshot of a tweet joking about the adhesive flap on envelopes. The punchline treats licking an envelope as an absurd and unhygienic design choice, making it a reaction to inconvenient or strange everyday inventions.
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She Will If I Post Good
I Don't Freak Unless F Broken To
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i don't freak unless froken to
Battery Acid Spaghetti Experiment
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No Object Permanence During Oral Sex
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