The Grass Investigation Goes Too Far

Finally touched grass 😛 hint: look at the grass we're dealing with a mix of fescue and perennial ryegrass, seeing as the blade widths range between 3-5 millimeters this grass only grows in regions that aren't too dry, but not overly wet either. so not coastal grass... We're definitely in the midwest specifically, Ohio I'm not finished - remember the grass? the dry patches tell me the area's been getting some rain recently, just enough to keep the top green while the bottom starts to show early fall stress. I checked the weather patterns in all 926 municipalities in Ohio and only 13 of them received rain in the past 3 days that's all i need to know :) im blocking u You're blocked

A user posts a photo of a hand touching grass and says they have finally gone outside, but another account intensely analyzes the grass species, moisture, seasonal stress, and Ohio weather data before identifying Springfield. The absurdly serious investigation turns a simple “touch grass” post into an unwelcome forensic report, prompting the original poster to block them. The dramatic classical violin music and audible whistling make the investigation feel comically intense and overly important. EN: A user posts a photo of a hand touching grass and says they have finally gone outside, but another account intensely analyzes the grass species, moisture, seasonal stress, and Ohio weather data before identifying Springfield. The absurdly serious investigation turns a simple “touch grass” post into an unwelcome forensic report, prompting the original poster to block them. The dramatic classical violin music and audible whistling make the investigation feel comically intense and overly important.

♪ I Musici & Pina Carmirelli — Concerto for Violin and Strings in F Minor, Op. 8, No. 4, R. 297 "L'inverno": I. Allegro non molto

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