MacOS Scans Your Local Files

MacOS SCANS your LOCAL files now. MacOS phones home previewing local image files w/ iCloud & analytics turned off. WHY?? WARNING ATTENTION! 24 HR. MONITORED CAMERA TO POLICE Thank you for paying your 30% tax on your app purchase Saving wife+Tyrone.mp4 to your iCloud library Your entire life has been uploaded Violation of any policy will result in a permanent lockout E-mails and writing style analyzed and catalogued All photos analyzed Uploading to NSA iOS Scanning for “CSAM” Enroute to your dealer SECURITY ALERT 24 HOUR SURVEILLANCE I need your clothes, your boots, and your personal information Entering Wal*Mart Your favorite jelly donuts are out of stock, would you like to try bugkiller? What happens in the iCloud, stays on NSA servers You have posted negative comments about Tim-on-line & your Apple Social Score has been reduced by 20 points It sounds like you are masturbating to video games, would you like to update the game? It’s “NIGGER”, 50 cents drives me nuts? deleted from your “Social-Club” "Google" warrior acct HOL' UP I DIDN’U NUFFIN’ It appears you’re committing a crime Jamal, contacting police Thank you for shopping at Apple.com Your dealer is a your 50th visit this month? Nice! Welcome to McDonald’s valued customer! This is your 50th visit this month! Nice! Faces analyzed and catalogued You have not left your mom’s basement for 3 weeks FBI profile created dear sir, please not wearing about bridgeOS running hybrid OS system with its own 2GB of RAM Realtek HD Audio Driver crash happened, submitting a crash report containing ur WinVer, Mobo and CPU model

A chaotic collage imagines Apple, Google, Intel, the NSA, the FBI and other institutions constantly scanning, cataloguing and judging a person’s files, speech, purchases, face and surroundings. The joke exaggerates privacy fears and conspiracy theories about surveillance, mixing absurd warnings with stereotypical computer-geek and internet-culture references. It is sent as an absurd, paranoid reaction to technology tracking, corporate surveillance or invasive software behavior. EN: A chaotic collage imagines Apple, Google, Intel, the NSA, the FBI and other institutions constantly scanning, cataloguing and judging a person’s files, speech, purchases, face and surroundings. The joke exaggerates privacy fears and conspiracy theories about surveillance, mixing absurd warnings with stereotypical computer-geek and internet-culture references. It is sent as an absurd, paranoid reaction to technology tracking, corporate surveillance or invasive software behavior.

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