Computer User Personality Flowchart

Start Do you like computers? Get that satanic thing outta here iPadOS Yeah Do you *LIKE* computers? Meh... Yeah! Do you fear being naked in public? Not really Wtf, of course! Do you have a life? Nope But I'm new! Do you hate it when your computer breaks? Duh, yeah *Nah! NO!! Fat? ...yeah I think I guess it happens.. Do you like wearing skirts? Well, yeah I'm a cis woman No wtf Are you religious/Do you agree with ideals? Nope Is your daily driver a laptop from the year 2005 Spot on! *2 Bruh, no. Do you pull bitches, or IPs?/Are you an edgy 8 year old that just learned the word "hack" on Roblox? IPs! // 8YO Are you sure you don't have a penis lying around?? Oh there's my penis! I'm sure!! And you're games TempleOS POSTED ON 24/12/2023! (dd/mm/yyyy) Report if posted at some other date!

A chaotic flowchart sorts a computer user through questions about operating systems, social life, Linux, skirts, religion, old laptops, and Roblox hacking. The joke is that the arrows lead to contradictory labels and operating-system references, ending in absurd stereotypes such as TempleOS, a 2005 laptop, and an eight-year-old who says “hack.” It is used as an ironic reaction to mock overly complicated tech identities and bizarre internet personality quizzes.

• @gentoomemes / 8183 2023-12-25