Dead Guy Gives You a Weapon

The dead guy at the tutorial getting ready to give you the first weapon

A young man dressed in black sits motionless on a wooden floor like a dead character, slowly adjusting himself before holding out a sword. The joke compares awkward video-game tutorial characters who take too long to hand over the first weapon with someone dramatically preparing for a simple interaction.

• @eternalclassic / 90518 2026-07-02