Database Mental Illness Diagram
teradata. IBM DB2 Microsoft® SQL Server® Amazon RDS SQL ORACLE® MySQL DATABASE snowflake PostgreSQL SAP S/4 HANA Actual database Mental Illness
A hand-drawn comparison shows many database platforms, including Oracle, MySQL, PostgreSQL, Snowflake, and SAP HANA, grouped under “Mental Illness,” while PostgreSQL is circled as the “Actual database.” The joke is that database professionals irrationally treat PostgreSQL as the only legitimate database and view the many other systems as overwhelming chaos, making it a reaction to database arguments or tech-stack absurdity.
database logos / логотипы баз данныхPostgreSQL elephant logo / логотип PostgreSQL со слономMySQL dolphin logo / логотип MySQL с дельфиномIBM DB2 logo / логотип IBM DB2Microsoft SQL Server logo / логотип Microsoft SQL ServerOracle logo / логотип OracleSnowflake logo / логотип SnowflakeSAP S/4 HANA logo / логотип SAP S/4 HANAAmazon RDS icon / значок Amazon RDSSQL cylinder icon / цилиндрический значок SQLhand-drawn circles / нарисованные от руки кругиred handwritten outline / красный рукописный контур
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- sarcastic, absurd
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- en
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