Arrested for Everything

A British man has been arrested for saying "we love bacon" while protesting the building of a proposed giant mosque. Christian Woman Arrested for Silent Prayer Receives Compensation from Police 'My life was ruined by a typo' Meet Luka, the man arrested for terrorism for holding up The New World BirminghamLive Man jailed over possession of 'extreme' music Norbert Gyurcsik, 48, was found with more than 2,000 records Assault victim is convicted of a hate crime after she branded 'attacker' a f******t in text messages telling a friend how she'd been beaten up >Be anglοid >Like bacon Arrested >pray silently Arrested >Listen to music Arrested >Type "N" instead of "No" Arrested >Read magazine Arrested >Get assaulted by man, call him faggot Arrested (attacker remains free) >Use 4chan, X or kiwifarms Arrested >Use internet without a license Arrested >Wear t shirt at protest Arrested >Go on holiday to U.S, shoot some guns Come back home, Arrested

A collage of absurd news headlines is paired with a long list of harmless or ordinary actions that supposedly lead to arrest. The joke is exaggerated political satire about selective enforcement, censorship, and perceived double standards, ending with the idea that almost anything can get someone arrested. EN: A collage of absurd news headlines is paired with a long list of harmless or ordinary actions that supposedly lead to arrest. The joke is exaggerated political satire about selective enforcement, censorship, and perceived double standards, ending with the idea that almost anything can get someone arrested.

• @eternalclassic / 80079 2025-12-10