Elon Musk Christmas CPU Bonus
I have decided over at X, that I will be basing Christmas bonus off of the employee’s average CPU usage this. Only make sense that those that worked the hardest, would have maximum CPU usage on their machines.
A fake X post attributed to Elon Musk says employee Christmas bonuses will be based on average CPU usage, rewarding computers working hardest rather than employees. The joke mocks absurd productivity metrics and corporate logic, making it useful as a reaction to pointless workplace measurements.
social media post / пост в соцсетиprofile avatar / аватар профиляverification badge / значок верификацииtext block / текстовый блокellipsis menu / меню с многоточиемcomputer monitor / монитор компьютераcomputer processor / процессор компьютераoffice workplace / офисное рабочее местоChristmas bonus / рождественский бонус
- @gentoomemes / 8423 2024-01-02
- Template
- fake tweet screenshot
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×210 · 34.8 KiB
- Mood
- satirical, absurd
- Language
- en
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