Fake Windows 12 Feature List

Windows 12 is the rumored next major version of Windows, the operating system developed by Microsoft. According to the search results 1 2 3 4 5 6, Windows 12 is expected to be released in the year 2024, most likely in the fall, based on Microsoft's new 3-year major Windows update cycle. However, Microsoft has not officially announced Windows 12 or a release date for it as of February 2023, so this is just speculation. Some of the possible features and changes that Windows 12 might bring are: • A new design language called Fluent Design 2.0, which will make the user interface more consistent, modern, and adaptive across devices and platforms. • A new web browser called Microsoft Edge 2.0, which will be faster, more secure, and more compatible with web standards and extensions. • A new app store called Microsoft Store 2.0, which will offer more apps, games, and content from various sources and developers, and will also support Android apps natively. • A new cloud service called Microsoft 365 2.0, which will integrate all the Microsoft products and services into one subscription, and will also offer more storage, security, and productivity features. • A new gaming platform called Xbox 2.0, which will enable cross-play and cross-save between Windows 12, Xbox Series X, and Xbox Cloud Gaming, and will also offer more exclusive titles and enhancements. • A new voice assistant called Cortana 2.0, which will be more intelligent, conversational, and personalized, and will also work with more devices and apps. • A new virtual reality platform called Windows Mixed Reality 2.0, which will support more headsets, controllers, and experiences, and will also offer more immersive and realistic graphics and audio. Of course, these are just some of the possible features and changes that Windows 12 might bring, and they are not confirmed or guaranteed by Microsoft. Windows 12 might also have some surprises or disappointments that we don’t know yet. We will have to wait and see what Microsoft has in store for us in 2024. 😊

На скриншоте показана псевдоэнциклопедическая статья о якобы будущей Windows 12 с перечислением выдуманных функций: Fluent Design 2.0, Edge 2.0, Microsoft Store 2.0, Xbox 2.0 и других. Шутка в том, что текст выглядит как убедительное описание слухов, но намеренно преувеличивает и выдумывает функции; это реакция на момент «мой дядя работает в Microsoft», когда кто-то уверенно рассказывает неподтверждённые новости о следующей Windows. EN: The screenshot shows a pseudo-encyclopedic article about the supposedly upcoming Windows 12, listing invented features such as Fluent Design 2.0, Edge 2.0, Microsoft Store 2.0, and Xbox 2.0. The joke is that the text looks like a convincing rumor summary but deliberately exaggerates and fabricates features; it is used as a reaction to a “my uncle works at Microsoft” moment when someone confidently shares unconfirmed news about the next version of Windows.

• @gentoomemes / 2382 2023-02-13