Stop Doing JavaScript Rant
STOP DOING JAVASCRIPT DOCUMENTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TURING-COMPLETE YEARS OF WEB TECHNOLOGY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing more than HTML FORMS Wanted to do more anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "ADOBE FLASH" "Yes please connect the Redux thunk to a Suspense. Please instantiate WebAssembly streaming." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged Look at what Web Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the computers & compilers we built for them
A black text-based rant criticizes JavaScript and the increasing complexity of web development. It jokes that decades of web technology still mostly produce HTML forms, while developers demand absurd combinations of frameworks, WebAssembly, and other tools. The meme is used sarcastically to mock overengineered software and the perceived demands of web developers.
black background / чёрный фонwhite text / белый текстtext rant / текстовая тирадаJavaScript reference / упоминание JavaScriptHTML forms reference / упоминание HTML-формAdobe Flash reference / упоминание Adobe FlashRedux reference / упоминание ReduxSuspense reference / упоминание SuspenseWebAssembly reference / упоминание WebAssemblyweb developer reference / упоминание веб-разработчикаcomputer reference / упоминание компьютеровcompiler reference / упоминание компиляторов
- @gentoomemes / 6593 2023-09-30
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- Type
- image
- Size
- 609×800 · 91.4 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, ranting
- Language
- en
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