RTX 5090 Missile Cost Calculator

Cost in Units of RTX 5090 Graphics Cards: × 1 $6,466/Round 57 MM ”3P” Programmable Rounds × 5 $27,801/Round 120 MM Depleted Uranium Rounds × 25 $127,341/Missile Javelin × 0 $903,113/Missile Rolling Airframe Missile $2,540,615/Missile Tomahawk Block V $4,395,473/Interceptor Patriot PAC-3 MSE × 897 $28,686,000/Interceptor Standard Missile 3 Block IIA Price of RTX 5090 32GB: -$4,899

The video compares the cost of an RTX 5090 graphics card with increasingly expensive military ammunition and missile systems. It starts with a 57 mm round and escalates through tank shells, Javelins, naval missiles, Patriot interceptors, and finally Standard Missile 3 interceptors, showing how many RTX 5090 cards would equal each price. The joke is an absurd comparison that treats an extremely expensive GPU as a unit of military spending, culminating in thousands of graphics cards for one missile.

• @proebdolboeba / 133200 2026-08-26