Shrooms Startup Seed Round
HELLO EVERYONE, DID 2 POUNDS OF SHROOMS WITH THE BOYS, WE HAVE A CATEGORY-DEFINING "NO-CODE" PRODUCT IDEA. ACCEPTING SEED CHECKS. 200M VALUATION (PRE-MONEY) when clicked mov eax 1 xor ebx ebx int 0x80
A fake startup announcement claims that a group who did two pounds of mushrooms has invented a category-defining no-code product. The punchline is that the supposed no-code product is a tiny assembly-language program disguised as colorful Scratch blocks, paired with an absurdly high $200 million valuation.
text post / текстовый постanime profile avatar / аниме-аватарка профиляScratch-style coding blocks / блоки кода в стиле Scratchyellow event block / жёлтый блок событияred instruction block / красный блок инструкцииgreen instruction block / зелёный блок инструкцииorange instruction block / оранжевый блок инструкцииcomputer code / компьютерный кодwhite background / белый фон
- @profunctor_io / 9231 2023-09-12
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- image
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- 640×800 · 47.1 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, satirical
- Language
- en
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