2021 VC Versus 2022 VC
2021 VC Language 2022 VC Language We’re in! Name your price. We always said valuations matter. Web3! WAGMI We really like enterprise software. We invest in crypto-native degens over zoom We invest in Harvard or Stanford grads who pitch us in the office. NFTs! Nice paintings in our office lobby. Blitzscale! Burn! We believe in fiscal discipline. Hire, hire, hire! Fire. Why did you hire so many? We don’t take board seats. Oh hell yeah, we take board seats. We’re sooo founder friendly. We have fiduciary duties to our LPs. 200x ARR. 5x ARR.
A mock translation interface compares the hype-driven language of 2021 venture capital with the cautious, traditional language of 2022. The joke is that the same investors rapidly shifted from crypto, NFTs, aggressive hiring, and extreme valuations to enterprise software, fiscal discipline, board control, and modest revenue multiples.
translation interface / интерфейс переводаtwo-column comparison / сравнение в двух колонкахdropdown menu / выпадающее менюtext panel / текстовая панельventure capital jargon / жаргон венчурного капиталаcrypto terminology / криптовалютная терминологияenterprise software / корпоративное программное обеспечениеoffice lobby / офисный холлpaintings / картиныboard seats / места в совете директоровfounders / основателиinvestors / инвесторыARR valuation / оценка ARRmicrophone icon / значок микрофонаspeaker icon / значок динамика
- @profunctor_io / 7952 2022-05-20
- @ithueti / 6982 2022-07-08
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