Startup Speak Don't Say Say
Startup Speak Don't Say Say ✕ No one uses it, not even us ✓ Pre-PMF ✕ Credit cards maxed out ✓ Round is Closing Soon ✕ We don't know how to make it ✓ AI ✕ Did an Anthropic craigslist-gigs user study ✓ Team from Anthropic
A startup jargon comparison table shows blunt statements on the left and polished investor-friendly alternatives on the right. The joke mocks startup founders who rebrand problems, debt, uncertainty, and questionable research as impressive business language.
comparison table / сравнительная таблицаstartup jargon / стартапный жаргонtext headings / текстовые заголовкиred crosses / красные крестикиgreen check marks / зелёные галочкиwhite background / белый фонblack text / чёрный текстred text / красный текстgreen text / зелёный текстrows of text / строки текста
- @profunctor_io / 10574 2024-12-20
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×498 · 39.9 KiB
- Mood
- satirical
- Language
- en
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