Finn Gets a New Dog

IF YOU EVER HE'S NOT ACTUALLY AND CRAWL AFTER ICE KING WILL AND THROW IT PRETENDING AND SCREAM FREEZE FINN SOLID A NEW DOG

A bizarre live-action parody of Adventure Time shows a baby-like Finn wearing Ice King’s crown and pretending to cry over Jake. The absurd instructions escalate into Ice King attacking Finn, freezing him, and ultimately leaving Jake safe while the narrator jokes that you now have a new dog.

If you ever walk into your living room and see Finn crying over Jake's motionless body, do not start to cry. Look closer at Finn. He's not actually crying, and he's wearing Ice King's crown. Rule one, kick Finn's sword under the couch. He'll immediately stop pretending to cry and crawl after it. Use those seconds to drag Jake away from him. Rule two, Finn will freeze the front door before you can escape. Then, Ice King will smash through the window and charge straight at Finn. Get down! They'll collide and the crown will fly across the room. Rule 3. Get the crown and throw it back to Ice King. Look at Jake. He finally started moving again. Rule 4. The moment Jake stands up, Finn will stop pretending and scream. He unalived Jake once and now he'll come for you. Stay behind Jake. Final rule. Ice King will freeze Finn solid. Jake is safe and Ice King gets his crown back and goes away. Congratulations! You now have a new dog!

• @itvbia / 60954 2026-07-28