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Everything Is a File on S3

Everything Is a File on S3

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Logs? File on S3 Metrics? File on S3 Feature Flags? File on S3 Queues? Also a file on S3 Database??? Still a File on S3
What it means

A bespectacled man wearing a ceremonial sash stands in an office or classroom while each technical system is labeled as a file on Amazon S3. The joke exaggerates the tendency to store every kind of infrastructure data as files in object storage, regardless of whether it should be a database, queue, metrics system, or feature-flag service. It is used as a humorous reaction to overusing S3 for everything.

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bespectacled man / мужчина в очкахceremonial sash / церемониальная лентаdark suit / тёмный костюмoffice classroom / офисный классtables and chairs / столы и стульяcomputer monitors / компьютерные мониторыwhiteboard / белая доскаwall posters / плакаты на стенеpeople in the background / люди на заднем планеpointing hand gesture / жест рукой
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#s3#amazon s3#cloud storage#aws#файлы#logs#metrics#feature flags#queues#database#software engineering#devops#cloud architecture#overengineering#everything as a file#reaction#мем#технический мем#screenshot#office
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253×800 · 76.9 KiB
Mood
sarcastic
Language
en
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