How Old Are You? No Seconds
How old are you? 18 Years? no seconds wait a minute doctor is cutting umbilical cord
A chat screenshot shows someone answering “18” when asked their age, then clarifying “no seconds” and claiming that a doctor is still cutting the umbilical cord. The punchline is an absurd literal interpretation implying they are only seconds old, making it a reaction to extreme youth or childish behavior.
chat bubbles / сообщения чатаsmartphone messaging interface / интерфейс сообщений на смартфонеprofile pictures / аватары профилейpurple message bubble / фиолетовый пузырь сообщенияgray message bubble / серый пузырь сообщенияblack background / чёрный фонwhite text / белый текстdoctor / врачumbilical cord / пуповинаnewborn baby / новорождённый ребёнок
- @eternalclassic / 66083 2025-03-05
- @sbunem / 97327 2025-03-06
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×657 · 28.5 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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