Doctor Dan's Price List

Shawdy said she found this at her grandma house 😂 Im tryna get like Dan Virgin's Treated Gently Spinsters Satisfied Extra Attention Given To Neglected Married Women Doctor Dan EXPERT, PLAIN and FANCY FUCKING EVENINGS BY APPOINTMENT ONLY Cut Rate to Party of 6 or More Satisfaction With One Hard On Widows a Specialty PRICE LIST PLAIN INSERTION .... $ 20.00 WITH CARESSES .... 27.00 INVERTED POSITIONS .... 22.50 DOG FASHION .... 22.50 WITH BARKING AND YELPING .... 25.00 WOMB STRETCH .... 39.25 TONGUE BATH .... 50.00 MUFF DIVE .... 100.00 TIME LIMITS PER HOUR .... $ 37.50 ALL NIGHT (12 Hours) 150.00 EXTRA ATTENTION TITTY CHEWING .... 1.15 FRENCH KISSING (Mouth) 2.75 (Pussy, See Muff Dive!) FRENCH TICKLER .... 3.25 FINGER DIDDLE .... 9.50 VASELINE (If Needed) .... 1.25

A person shares two old-fashioned business cards for “Doctor Dan,” advertising an absurd sexual service menu with prices for various acts. The joke is the bizarre, bluntly worded vintage price list and the caption writer jokingly aspiring to be like Dan; it is sent as an outrageous reaction to someone’s unusual discovery or sexual humor.

• @eternalclassic / 65993 2025-03-04