Me designing data intensive applications Ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!
A monkey clings to the back of a running wild boar while it charges forward. The joke compares designing data-intensive applications to recklessly riding a powerful, chaotic system toward inevitable disaster.
Monkey Thought He Was Getting It
Can This Type of Pig Be Eaten?
Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want
Обезьяна с новой причёской
Обезьяна пугается руки за стеклом
Ребёнок мчится на быке
パンチくんのバイバイ
Иерархия разработчиков на GitHub
Punch Runs to His Plushie
Обезьяна в задумчивом настроении
Обезьяна с нелепой причёской
Kubernetes Database Release Steps
Postgres Only Needs Two Types
Write the Fucking YAML
Facebook iOS Frankenstein Codebase
Sorting Hat Assigns the Legacy Project
Comment or Delete Legacy Code
Old Code Is a Mess
New to a Legacy Project
Previous Developer’s Helpful Abstraction
Bored Monkey Needs an iPad
Computer Science Degree Beach Breakdown
Bernie Waiting for Tech Debt
Linux Users Doing Anything Else
Abandoning Version Control for FTP
Stack Overflow Monkey Solution
Megacorporation Repos vs Cargo Cult
Proof of Evolution Monkey Fight
Software Development Staircase
Completely Fine Efficient Code
Plan Long Term, Ship It Quick
Writing Open Source for Fun
Enterprise Rust Project Timeline
Dog Watches Monkey Get Embarrassed
PM Presents Finished Software
God’s Database Admin Apocalypse
