The Vast Ocean of Bed

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face. This is the opposite of a creepypasta comfypasta

A text post humorously describes a couple and their cat lost in the enormous space of a king-sized bed. The exaggerated imagery of crossing oceans and exploring unmapped bed territory turns an ordinary sleeping arrangement into an epic adventure. The comments call it the opposite of a creepypasta: a cozy, comforting "comfypasta."

• @rzeczyzabawne / 20928 2025-06-26