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Square-Tipped Knives That Can't Stab

Square-Tipped Knives That Can't Stab

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British cutlery company releases square-tipped knives that can't stab people Viners says it repeatedly tested the product to ensure the tip does not pierce skin. Photo credit: Viners.
What it means

A news-style screenshot shows several dark kitchen knives with blunt, square-shaped tips. The joke is that a cutlery company presents the inability to stab people as a product feature, humorously reframing a knife’s basic safety limitation as an innovation. It works as a reaction to absurd safety claims or pointless product announcements.

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four kitchen knives / четыре кухонных ножаsquare knife tips / квадратные кончики ножейblack knife blades / чёрные лезвия ножейdark handles / тёмные рукояткиserrated blade / зубчатое лезвиеwhite background / белый фонnews headline / новостной заголовокarticle caption / подпись к статье
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#knife#нож#cutlery#столовые приборы#safety#безопасность#stabbing#удар ножом#blunt knife#тупой нож#absurd#абсурд#satire#сатира#product announcement#анонс продукта#news screenshot#скриншот новости#reaction#реакция#funny#смешно#อังกฤษ#английский
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681×800 · 64.6 KiB
Mood
absurd, sarcastic
Language
en
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