Nefarious Elixir for Brother

Going to give my brother this nefarious elixir (ingredients in comments) mostly water 375 ml 100 proof rum Mint tea 2000mg THC oil 1000mg CBD 7g penis envy mushrooms 6mg clonazolam Unknown amount kratom extract Unknown amount blue lotus extract Unknown amount raw opium Lemon juice for flavor and shelf stability Cinnamon Rock sugar Honey Food coloring to make it look more evil I had a tablespoon to test the flavor and I feel like crash bandicoot

A person presents a homemade bottle of dark red liquid as a gift for their brother, with a comment listing an absurdly dangerous mixture of alcohol, drugs, mushrooms, and flavorings. The punchline is the final claim that tasting one tablespoon makes them feel like Crash Bandicoot, turning an ominous homemade elixir into an exaggerated drug cocktail joke. It is shared as an absurd reaction to reckless experiments, cursed recipes, or something that looks catastrophically unsafe. EN: A person presents a homemade bottle of dark red liquid as a gift for their brother, with a comment listing an absurdly dangerous mixture of alcohol, drugs, mushrooms, and flavorings. The punchline is the final claim that tasting one tablespoon makes them feel like Crash Bandicoot, turning an ominous homemade elixir into an exaggerated drug cocktail joke. It is shared as an absurd reaction to reckless experiments, cursed recipes, or something that looks catastrophically unsafe.

• @eternalclassic / 59759 2024-10-29