I Do Not Edge, I Masturbate
I do not "edge". I do not goon, i do not coom, i do not fap, i do not jerk, I do not crank my hog, I MASTURBATE. And if i don't love it, I don't cum.
A screenshot of a social media post displays an exaggerated declaration about masturbating, followed by Syndrome from The Incredibles leaning menacingly toward someone. The joke comes from treating vulgar internet slang as inferior to an overly formal, emphatic distinction, making it useful as an absurd reaction to pedantic or intense statements.
social media post / публикация в соцсетиtext caption / текстовая подписьblue-suited animated villain / анимированный злодей в синем костюмеmasked face / лицо в маскеbald head / лысая головаcrowd / толпаpeople seen from behind / люди со спиныdark background / тёмный фонpurple lighting / фиолетовое освещениеsmartphone screenshot / скриншот со смартфона
- @eternalclassic / 57314 2024-09-13
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- image
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- 787×800 · 92.0 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, vulgar
- Language
- en
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