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New Hires Get Corporate Reality Check

New Hires Get Corporate Reality Check

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AND TO OUR NEW HIRES YOU'RE NOT JUST JOINING A COMPANY, YOU'RE JOINING A GROUP OF FRIENDS, EVEN FAMILY, WHO ARE PULLING TOGETHER TOWARDS THE SAM- WHAT? THE QUARTERLY FINANCIAL RESULTS ARE IN? SOMEONE ESCORT THESE LOSERS OUT OF THE BUILDING
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A company leader warmly welcomes new hires by promising friendship and family, but the speech is abruptly interrupted when poor quarterly financial results are announced. The punchline mocks fake corporate positivity and the ruthless way employees can be discarded when business performance is bad.

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man / мужчинаsmartphone / смартфонsocial media post / публикация в соцсетиcompany / компанияnew employees / новые сотрудникиfriends / друзьяfamily / семьяoffice building / офисное зданиеfinancial report / финансовый отчётquarterly results / квартальные результатыbusiness meeting / деловая встречаcorporate leader / руководитель компании
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#corporate#company#new hires#layoffs#quarterly results#financial results#office#work#boss#employees#corporate culture#fake positivity#dark humor#sarcasm#reaction#screenshot#tweet#text meme#работа#компания#увольнение#начальник#сотрудники#корпоративная культура#сарказм#чёрный юмор
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sarcastic
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