Wife Left Me for B2B Churn
My wife left me today and took the kids with her. 💍 ❌ Here's 10 things it taught me about B2B customer churn: 🧵 1/34
A fake social media post says the author’s wife left and took the children, then treats the breakup as a lesson in B2B customer churn. The joke comes from absurdly applying corporate customer-retention language to a personal divorce, with the thread bait implying there are 34 lessons. EN: A fake social media post says the author’s wife left and took the children, then treats the breakup as a lesson in B2B customer churn. The joke comes from absurdly applying corporate customer-retention language to a personal divorce, with the thread bait implying there are 34 lessons.
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- @eternalclassic / 50427 2024-05-05
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- image
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- 800×594 · 50.5 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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