Memorized Your Attack Pattern

Heh, bad news. I've memorized your attack pattern. The good news is that I'm not athletic enough to dodge any of them so all your attack will still land like normal

A hand-drawn fantasy scene shows a small armored figure facing a strange creature behind an open book. The joke is that memorizing an opponent’s attack pattern is useless when you are too unathletic to dodge anything, so every attack still hits normally.

• @eternalclassic / 47723 2024-03-12