Girls Measuring You to Eat You
When girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. Also, they're measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat you, a technique shared by boa constrictors
A snake is coiled inside a vehicle while a caption jokingly compares affectionate hugs from girls to a boa constrictor measuring prey before eating it. The punchline turns a romantic gesture into an absurdly threatening predator joke, making it useful as a darkly humorous reaction to hugs or flirtation.
- @eternalclassic / 42697 2023-12-02
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- image
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- 689×800 · 108.7 KiB
- Mood
- darkly humorous
- Language
- en
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