Tunnel Ds Weed Scale

Was told to post this here. A couple months ago, I spotted a nintendo ds lite sitting on this ledge of the inside of the squirrel hill tunnel. I'm not sure how or why it's there, but i needed it. Every time I've gone through the tunnel since, it beckons me. I need the tunnel ds. It has to be mine. But it's the inside of a tunnel, on a super dangerous highway. Every time there's a traffic slow down, I look for my tunnel ds, and there she is, waiting for me to take her home. Every time I'm there the traffic speeds up again making it impossibly dangerous for me to stop and grab it. Today, that changed. I got stopped in traffic RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT. this was my chance. My destiny. My opportunity. My tunnel ds was about to come home with me. I reached out my window, grabbed the dirty, grimey, road salt coated tunnel ds and safely brought it into the car before traffic started moving again. It was a weed scale. I hate my life. Tunnel ds failed me.

A social media post shows a Nintendo DS Lite supposedly waiting inside the Squirrel Hill Tunnel, alongside photos of the tunnel and several silver rectangular objects. The narrator finally grabs the object during a traffic jam, only to discover that it is a homemade weed scale rather than a Nintendo DS. The joke comes from the dramatic, obsessive buildup and the absurdly disappointing reveal, making it useful as a reaction to a painfully anticlimactic situation.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 20485 2025-04-26