Accounting Compliment Goes Horribly Wrong

When the 6 from accounting tells me my shoulders look "sturdy" and I crank one off in the supply closet and rope so hard every vessel in my eyes burst

A pale, red-eyed man stares intensely at the camera beneath a caption about masturbating in a supply closet after receiving a compliment from someone in accounting. The joke uses exaggerated vulgarity and the man's bloodshot, vampiric appearance to depict an absurdly extreme reaction to being called "sturdy."

• @eternalclassic / 39068 2023-09-21