Cannons Are Not Lethal

Bro, cannons are not lethal. Out of most cannon shots fired in history, how many do you think fucking hit a person? Less than 1 percent. Modern guns are too lethal. If you had a cannon vs an assault rifle, the assault rifle would kill more. Thats why they need to be banned. Jfc Cannons are lethal.

A screenshot of a social media post arguing that cannons are less lethal than modern guns because historically fewer cannon shots hit people, followed by a context note bluntly stating, “Cannons are lethal.” The joke mocks bad-faith statistics and absurd gun-control reasoning by presenting an obviously dangerous weapon as harmless while the correction exposes the contradiction. EN: A screenshot of a social media post arguing that cannons are less lethal than modern guns because historically fewer cannon shots hit people, followed by a context note bluntly stating, “Cannons are lethal.” The joke mocks bad-faith statistics and absurd gun-control reasoning by presenting an obviously dangerous weapon as harmless while the correction exposes the contradiction.

• @eternalclassic / 31823 2023-04-29