Taliban Motivation Tweet Thread

Salaam Alikum brother. We wish you well on this journey. If you manage to hit your target within 1 year, we are willing to ship you 1 captured Russian Kalashnikov and 1 captured American Humvee as a mark of our appreciation for your hard work. LMFAOOOOO duuuude. You trying to get be on an FBI watch list? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Don't worry about the FBI brother. That organisation is full of feminists and homosexuals. We are only trying to motivate you, good luck brother. We will keep our promise and insha'Allah you will keep yours too. Masculinity is the path forward ▶️

A dark-mode Twitter thread shows a Taliban Public Relations Department account offering weapons and a Humvee as motivation for someone to hit a target within a year. Another user jokes that this would put him on an FBI watch list, and the account replies with an absurdly inflammatory statement about the FBI before ending with a macho slogan. The joke comes from the implausible, satirical escalation and the contrast between official diplomatic language and extremist internet humor. EN: A dark-mode Twitter thread shows a Taliban Public Relations Department account offering weapons and a Humvee as motivation for someone to hit a target within a year. Another user jokes that this would put him on an FBI watch list, and the account replies with an absurdly inflammatory statement about the FBI before ending with a macho slogan. The joke comes from the implausible, satirical escalation and the contrast between official diplomatic language and extremist internet humor.

• @eternalclassic / 30890 2023-04-12