Menstrual Cycle Manipulation Chart

EXTREMELY INTERESTING 🤔 HOW TO MANIPULATE WOMEN USING THEIR MENSTRUAL CYCLE MENSTRUATION OVULATION PMS THIS CAUSES A SUDDEN WHEN WE ARE MOST VULNERABLE AND SUSCEPTIBLE TO TRICK

A split-screen video pairs a woman explaining a color-coded menstrual-cycle chart with a man in a mustard shirt silently reacting in a shop, drinking from a yellow mug, taking notes, and looking increasingly alarmed. The joke is the deliberately blunt, manipulative advice about timing compliments, seduction, gaslighting, and PMS, contrasted with the man’s exaggeratedly attentive reactions. It is used as an absurd reaction meme about treating relationships like a strategy guide. EN: A split-screen video pairs a woman explaining a color-coded menstrual-cycle chart with a man in a mustard shirt silently reacting in a shop, drinking from a yellow mug, taking notes, and looking increasingly alarmed. The joke is the deliberately blunt, manipulative advice about timing compliments, seduction, gaslighting, and PMS, contrasted with the man’s exaggeratedly attentive reactions. It is used as an absurd reaction meme about treating relationships like a strategy guide.

It's how to manipulate women using their menstrual cycle. So this is a dumb down chart of a person's menstrual cycle. As you can see, it starts with our period. This is when we bleed for 7 days. We are moody, fatigued, and in a world of pain. During this time, it is best that you shut the fuck up and buy something useful like food or tampons. Thus making you seem like a considerate person. Next we have days 7 through 12. Our period has ended and our estrogen levels begin to rise again. This is a great time to give compliments, but don't confess your love just yet. days 12 through 16 is ovulation. This is peak estrogen and when we are fertile and full of eggs, which means we're super horny. So this is the best time to seduce your target or confess your love, but make sure to wrap your willy. Or not if you're trying to trap someone. Day 17 through 21, our eggs release and begin to dissolve if not fertilized. This causes a sudden change in hormones, which intensifies our emotions. This is a great time to gaslight and manipulate us when we are most vulnerable and susceptible to trickery and mind games. You can do the most emotional damage during this time. Now this chart is missing something major which is PMS, which stands for pre-menstrual syndrome. And for me personally, this is even worse than the period itself. This is when our estrogen drops and our skin breaks out, so call us pretty. Also, our libido becomes non-existent, so this would be the worst time to seduce or ask us out. Let us nap instead. Many women experience drastic mood swings and feel absolutely insane during this time. So again...

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