Programming Languages Are Correct
▸ Haskell :: if it compiles, it’s correct ▸ Erlang :: if it started, it’s correct ▸ PHP :: if it died, it’s correct ▸ Go :: if it’s written, it’s correct ▸ Java :: if it’s huge, it’s correct ▸ Ruby :: it’s correct, maybe not in an intended way ▸ C++ :: it’s incorrect
A dark-mode social media post lists programming languages with absurd definitions of what makes their code “correct.” The joke exaggerates stereotypes about each language, especially PHP, Java, Ruby, and C++, making it suitable as a humorous reaction among programmers.
social media post / публикация в соцсетиblack background / чёрный фонprofile avatar / аватар профиляprogramming language list / список языков программированияtext lines / строки текстаHaskell label / надпись HaskellErlang label / надпись ErlangPHP label / надпись PHPGo label / надпись GoJava label / надпись JavaRuby label / надпись RubyC++ label / надпись C++ellipsis punctuation / многоточиеwhite text / белый текст
- @ithueti / 6747 2022-06-21
- @right_wing_dev_squads / 11562 2025-02-21
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- programming humor tweet screenshot
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- 800×694 · 89.2 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic
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- en
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