Crypto DAO Party Pitch

“so i mean yeah, crypto is not just about speculative deflationary currencies and dog coins right, there are also these really interesting Internet-native organisations, or DAOs as they’re called, that are global from day one & have fully transparent and predictable operations, because DAOs are mostly software, their services are more cost-efficient and consumer-friendly than those provided by traditional companies. wen you buy tokens in a DAO, you become an owner and can earn a share of the revenue that it generates. for example, i’m in this DAO called sushiswap, it operates a decentralised exchange that generates approx. $200k per day in trading fee revenue to $SUSHI token holders...insane right? you know, these DAOs really represent the future of the Internet, but it’s still early days, you should join!”

A man in a nightclub intensely explains crypto, DAOs, and SushiSwap to a visibly unimpressed woman while another person watches in the background. The joke is the contrast between the overlong, jargon-filled crypto sales pitch and her awkward expression, making it useful as a reaction to relentless tech or crypto shilling.

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