How to Turn Windows Into Linux

How to turn WINDOWS into LINUX and become more L33T Step 2: Export the entire registry into 56000 text files Step 4: Make sure some of them end in 'd' and begin with a dot. Step 6: Remember to type in all lowercase, pretending that your file system is case sensitive. Step 7: Create dos batch files for common commands, only with smaller names. Step 8: Uninstall your printer drivers and use only "Generic Printer Driver" Step 11: Become a communist. LINUX Because Microsoft is for Capitalists running DOS. Tell me if you liked it AIM: p0rn muffin

A fake step-by-step tutorial shows increasingly absurd ways to turn Windows into Linux, including exporting the registry, renaming DOS commands, breaking printer drivers, and becoming a communist. The joke parodies Linux stereotypes and the old rivalry between Windows and Linux, ending with a deliberately outdated AIM contact handle.

• @dev_meme / 4418 2022-06-06