Angelina Lee Resume

Angelina Lee Software Engineer — Skills — 415-812-3329 AngelinaTheDev@gmail.com angelinathedev.netlify.app Experienced software engineer with a background of building scalable systems in the fintech, health, and adult entertainment industries. Expert in JavaScript, TypeScript, Node.js, React AI, Mia Khalifa, C++ — Experience Instagram / Senior Full Stack Engineer - Web App Team October 2018 - PRESENT, Palo Alto, California Built news feed infrastructure using React for An Elon BlockChain Optimized web app feed performance with new server-side React Laravel AI algorithm to quickly resolve big data pipeline Led team of 6 engineers to mine Ethereum on company servers Team coffee maker - ensured team of 6 was fully caffeinated with Antartcican coffee beans ground to 14 nm particles Zillow / Senior Full Stack Engineer - Web App Team June 2015 - September 2018, San Francisco, California Added AI based GraphQL, resulting in 69% faster page loads Organized team bonding through company potato sack race resulting in increased team bonding and cohesion Rebuilt home display page with virtualized tables and map to provide a 420%ps on screen experience with Ibarb Rhodes Evangelized and adopted RaeLiBlack React UI library LinkedIn / Software Engineer - Search Team June 2013 - September 2015, San Francisco, California Improved LinkedIn search algorithm efficiency and accuracy through the usage of VoldemortDB, Charizard, and Hadoop Connected with Reid Hoffman on LinkedIn and slid in the dm's Implemented data quality improvements via deduplication and advanced profile ranking resulting in faster big data with React Microsoft / Software Engineer - Edge Team May 2011 - August 2012, Redmond, Washington Built Razed big data pipeline to enhance deployment stability of Microsoft Edge browser on the Blockchain Spearheaded Microsofters 4 Trump company rally Spread Herpes STD to 60% of intern team — Education University of California Berkeley / B.S. in Computer Science August 2010 - May 2013, Berkeley, California Graduated Summa Cum Laude with a 3.94 GPA Helped found Machine Learning at Berkeley Club Phi Beta Phi - fraternity record for most vodka shots in one night 2348/2400 SAT score

A deliberately absurd software engineer résumé for Angelina Lee lists increasingly ridiculous achievements alongside real tech-company experience. The punchline is the mismatch between polished résumé language and claims involving Mia Khalifa, mining Ethereum, herpes, Trump rallies, vodka shots, and other unprofessional or nonsensical accomplishments. It is shared as a reaction to joke résumés, exaggerated LinkedIn profiles, or hilariously unqualified job applications.

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