Goose Farmer to Microsoft Veteran
Experience Bonsai farmer Self-employed Jun 2025 – Present · 5 mos Chehalis, Washington, United States · On-site Goose farmer Self-employed Jul 2023 – Jun 2025 · 2 yrs On-site Microsoft 22 yrs 4 mos Principal Performance Architect Full-time Jul 2022 – Jul 2023 · 1 yr 1 mo Chehalis, Washington, United States · Remote Principal Software Development Engineer Apr 2001 – Jul 2022 · 21 yrs 4 mos Redmond, WA Azure Performance Team, August 2017 – Present Office 365 Foundation Engineering...
A LinkedIn-style experience section shows an absurd career history: a person worked at Microsoft for over 22 years, then became a goose farmer and most recently a bonsai farmer. The joke is the contrast between highly prestigious technical job titles and bizarre agricultural occupations, making it a reaction to an unusual career change or an obviously fabricated résumé.
LinkedIn experience section / раздел опыта LinkedInbonsai tree icon / значок дерева бонсайgoose farmer job / работа фермера по гусямbonsai farmer job / работа фермера по бонсайMicrosoft logo / логотип Microsoftsoftware engineer position / должность инженера-программистаperformance architect position / должность архитектора производительностиcareer timeline / карьерная шкалаjob résumé / резюмеoffice work / офисная работа
- @profunctor_io / 11162 2025-10-14
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- absurd, sarcastic
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