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Corporate Employee Experience Parody

Corporate Employee Experience Parody

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Len Markidan Chief Marketing Officer at Podia Advertising Target Facebook Jul 2004 - Present · 18 yrs 2 mos Home - Recruited as early user for my experience with having an @edu email address. - Received a “Facebook Beanie” award for performance in 2006 Mad Men bracket. - Consistently retargeted by F500 brands such as Samsung, Proctor & Gamble, and Verizon. Prime Member Amazon Feb 2008 - Present · 14 yrs 7 mos Home - Increased order volume by 823% over 7 years. - Researched diverse product catalog, spanning departments from Simplehuman bag liners to cat food. - Regularly reported on product quality using review portal. Uncertified Genius Apple Nov 2003 - Present · 18 yrs 10 mos Home - Led remote tech support for older family members throughout the country. - Maintained Siri comprehension rate of over 55% for three consecutive years. - Once put off a software update for over 8 months. Account Manager Netflix Apr 2009 - Present · 13 yrs 5 mos Home - Responsible for managing (and paying for) an account shared by 5 globally distributed family members. - Exceeded market benchmarks by tapping password using Roku remote with 48% accuracy or greater. - Multi-year recipient of suggestions for movies I’ve already watched. Data Source Google Jul 2002 - Present · 20 yrs 2 mos Home - Responsible for managing submissions of monetizable personal data across a diverse suite of products including Search, Gmail, Maps, and more. - Troubleshoot Calendar sync issues. - Received #1 ranking in Search for my own name.
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Пародийное резюме в стиле LinkedIn, где обычное использование Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix и Google описано как полноценный профессиональный опыт. Шутка строится на преувеличении бытовых действий: покупок, семейной техподдержки, совместного Netflix-аккаунта и передачи персональных данных. Такой мем отправляют, когда хотят иронично представить повседневное пользование сервисами как впечатляющую карьеру.

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Len Markidan
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man in profile photo / мужчина на фотографии профиляLinkedIn-style profile / профиль в стиле LinkedInFacebook logo / логотип FacebookAmazon logo / логотип AmazonApple logo / логотип AppleNetflix logo / логотип NetflixGoogle logo / логотип Googleprofile header / заголовок профиляwork experience sections / разделы опыта работыbullet-point list / список с маркерамиcomputer screen / экран компьютераtext document / текстовый документcorporate resume / корпоративное резюмеsocial media profile / профиль в социальной сетиonline shopping / онлайн-покупкиsmartphone assistant / голосовой помощник смартфонаstreaming service account / аккаунт стримингового сервисаsearch engine / поисковая система
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#linkedin#резюме#resume#карьера#career#корпоративный юмор#corporate humor#facebook#amazon#apple#netflix#google#tech#big tech#профиль#profile#пародия#parody#reaction#реакция#screenshot#скриншот#ирония#internet humor
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LinkedIn profile parody
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image
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651×800 · 85.0 KiB
Mood
sarcastic
Language
en
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