Looking for a Visual Novel Girlfriend

Hello r/visualnovels I am looking for a girlfriend I've never had much luck with women in my life and I've always wondered why. I'm very good looking and not sub 5. I'm smart, I study Japanese and I read Jap literature (VNs). What am I doing wrong? I've been thinking about becoming a misogynist recently but then I thought to myself 'Maybe it's not about women, it's just that most women are too normie for me' this is why I came to r/visualnovels, reddit is my last hope. (Also I read Umineko which is a feminist VN so don't worry too much) Now don't get me wrong I expect women but I do enjoy anime in my VNs sometimes so if you like my potential of reading this please keep that in mind. Requirements to be gf: -Read at least 50 VNs -Not fat -Preferably Japanese -Virgin -Over 18 (subject to change) If you're a girl please a comment below and I'll contact you and I interested please DM me. Serious replies only. カワイイ女の子をゲットする方法ですか？ (thank you) If fit all your requirements except virgin but I'm 47 lol Would you be willing to give birth to a potential future girlfriend of mine and raise her visual novels? I can pay an amount, please DM me.

A screenshot of a Reddit post in r/visualnovels where a self-described attractive, intelligent visual novel fan lists absurdly specific requirements for a girlfriend. A commenter replies that they meet every requirement except being a virgin because they are 47, then bizarrely offers to have someone give birth to and raise a future girlfriend while paying them. The joke mocks incel-like entitlement, unrealistic dating standards, and the bizarre escalation of online replies. EN: A screenshot of a Reddit post in r/visualnovels where a self-described attractive, intelligent visual novel fan lists absurdly specific requirements for a girlfriend. A commenter replies that they meet every requirement except being a virgin because they are 47, then bizarrely offers to have someone give birth to and raise a future girlfriend while paying them. The joke mocks incel-like entitlement, unrealistic dating standards, and the bizarre escalation of online replies.

• @eternalclassic / 78409 2025-11-07