Never ask a SQL dev to help you move furniture. They drop tables.
A screenshot of a tweet jokes about asking a SQL developer to help move furniture. The punchline uses the SQL command “DROP TABLE” and imagines the developer literally dropping tables instead of moving them safely.
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