Bro It’s Just a Prank

"Bro it's just a prank" The prank: WEAPONS 9mm Pistol Binoculars Broad Machete Dual .44 Revolvers Dual Cowboy .357 Revolvers Dynamite (6) Hunting Rifle Crenshaw: .308 Round (9) Case, .308 (4) Combat Knife Live Frag Grenade NCR Dogtag Take All (A) Exit (E) Pvt. Davey Nah, I'm just kidding. This has to be the most worthless patrol duty on the whole base. They never attack this gate. Good news, private. I'm here to relieve you. I've heard you're kind of a prankster. Goodbye. What kinds of pranks have you pulled? That's great because I'm in the middle of pulling a prank right now. Fascinating. Let's talk about something else. [ Sneak 40 ] "Pull Pin" I just pulled the pin out of somebody's grenade. [ Attack ] I'm going to get you in trouble for blowing up the monorail. Never mind, I was mistaken.

A Fallout: New Vegas gameplay clip shows a bored NCR soldier guarding a fortified gate while the player talks to him about pranks. The player claims to have just pulled a grenade pin, then the soldier walks away and is violently blown apart, leaving blood and body parts on the ground. The joke is the deadpan contrast between calling it “just a prank” and carrying out an immediately lethal prank.

Hey! Can't you see I'm busy here? Nah, I'm just kidding. This has to be the most worthless patrol duty on the whole base. They never attack this gate. They just put me back here because they don't think I can handle anything else. Heh. My reputation precedes me, I see. I pulled a few pranks in my time. No kidding! Whatcha cook up? Man, I can't wait to see the look on his face.

• @jeppa420 / 35793 2025-12-07