Sharks Reject the Crypto Pitch
Sharks!! They've surrounded the boat! Stand back, Billy! Sharks, I'm asking for $50K in exchange for 5% of my company. It's a subscription-based notes app with crypto and also you can date people on it I'm out I'm out I'm out
A group of sharks surrounds a boat while a bearded man delivers an absurd business pitch to them. The sharks immediately swim away after hearing about the subscription notes app, crypto, and dating features, parodying overly ambitious startup pitches and investor rejection.
sharks / акулыsmall boat / маленькая лодкаlarge boat / большая лодкаbearded man / бородатый мужчинаgreen hood / зелёный капюшонocean waves / океанские волныshark fins / плавники акулfishing rod / удочкаnight sky / ночное небоcrescent moon / серп луныspeech bubbles / речевые пузыриpurple water / фиолетовая вода
- @pokupkabitka / 41162 2024-05-29
- @profunctor_io / 10575 2024-12-20
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- image
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- 800×800 · 190.7 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic absurd
- Language
- en
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