Technically Flat Earth

You know the Earth is 71% water, that's uncarbonated. That is accurate. So, technically flat.

A crew member points out that Earth is 71% water, calling it “uncarbonated,” and another agrees before concluding that the planet is technically flat. The joke parodies flat-Earth logic by treating water as a carbonated beverage and turning a technically true statement into absurd reasoning. EN: A crew member points out that Earth is 71% water, calling it “uncarbonated,” and another agrees before concluding that the planet is technically flat. The joke parodies flat-Earth logic by treating water as a carbonated beverage and turning a technically true statement into absurd reasoning.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 14380 2024-01-01