Tea Earl Grey Hot Explosion
Computer, notify me if external temperature gets too hot. *BEEP BEEP* PLEASE DEFINE "HOT" Let’s say, 1.9 million Kelvins. LATER: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. *BEEP BEEP*
A Star Trek crew member sets the computer to warn her when the external temperature becomes too hot, then casually defines “hot” as 1.9 million Kelvins. Later, Captain Picard orders tea while the ship is engulfed in a massive explosion, making his calm routine absurdly inappropriate.
spaceship / космический корабльstar / звездаsolar surface / поверхность звездыfemale starship officer / женщина-офицер звездолётаCaptain Picard / капитан Пикарbridge / мостикcomputer console / компьютерная консольcontrol panels / панели управленияcaptain’s chair / капитанское креслоviewscreen / экранexplosion / взрывfire / огоньsmoke / дымtea / чайtea cup / чашка чаяred uniform / красная формаblue uniform / синяя формаinterior door / внутренняя дверь
- @dev_meme / 4253 2022-02-25
- Template
- Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
- Type
- image
- Size
- 640×800 · 98.6 KiB
- Mood
- absurd deadpan
- Language
- en
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