The Ideal iPhone According to the EU
The ideal iPhone, according to the EU: - USB-A port “and” a 30-pin connector - 3.5mm headphone jack - charger + an extension cord included in the box - replaceable battery - 60Hz display - open-sourced iOS with the option to switch between iOS and Android - SD card slot THANKS EVERYONE, FOR ALL YOUR PETITIONS AND SUGGESTIONS! BASED ON THOSE, I AM NOW SO PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE NEW iPHONE 17 Android/iOS switch Antenna Rotary controls Radio 8 track player Kickstand RCA jacks Punchcard reader Hand strap Shatter-proof acrylic screen protector View-Master VR slot Flip-out keyboard (includes hand panel) (also hides AA battery compartment) Newton-style stylus slot Guitar jack Floppy drive AC power CD burner 3.5mm headphone jack Magsafe Magsafe 2
A satirical concept illustration shows an absurdly oversized iPhone packed with outdated ports, physical controls, removable storage, a floppy drive, a CD burner, and other accessories. The joke exaggerates EU-inspired repairability and connectivity demands by imagining the iPhone 17 as a bizarre all-in-one retro computer. It is used as a reaction to excessive feature requests, overregulation, or unrealistic product expectations.
oversized smartphone / огромный смартфонsmartphone screen / экран смартфонаhand strap / ремешок для рукиacrylic screen protector / акриловая защитная плёнкаVR slot / слот для VRflip-out keyboard / откидная клавиатураstylus / стилусguitar jack / гитарный разъёмfloppy drive / дисковод для дискетCD burner / CD-приводheadphone jack / разъём для наушниковUSB-A port / порт USB-A30-pin connector / 30-контактный разъёмSD card slot / слот для SD-картыradio / радиоприёмникantenna / антеннаrotary controls / поворотные регуляторыkickstand / подставкаRCA jacks / RCA-разъёмыpunchcard reader / считыватель перфокартAA battery compartment / отсек для батареек AAman illustration / иллюстрация мужчиныblack shirt / чёрная рубашка
- @rzeczyzabawne / 13705 2023-11-24
- Type
- image
- Size
- 455×800 · 88.2 KiB
- Mood
- satirical, absurd
- Language
- en
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