trying to ship anything at a large company [Our plans are measured in centuries]
A shadowy, veiled figure appears beneath the caption “Our plans are measured in centuries.” The joke exaggerates how slowly large companies make decisions and ship products, making it useful as a reaction to endless bureaucracy and delays.
Employee Takes All Source Code
Long-Term Plan vs Ship It
Cigarette Companies Tell the Truth
GitHub We Don't Do That Here
They Who? One Person Here
The Sweetest No-Delay Update
Something Bad Happens in the World
PM Cooking While We Need to Ship
Least-Liked Employee Transfer
Climate Collapse Timeline
Amazon Fires 16000 People Again
Warriors Fly Like Paper Planes
Immortal Virgin Wish Regret
Americans Invading for Oil
What Do You Mean They Them
Joy of Pointless Arguments
Tech Companies Rejecting My Application
Bruce Lee Quits His Job
CS Degree Gets Worse
History Class to Online Philosopher
Taking Bad Photos on Purpose
Western Teenagers Praise Communism
Release Now or Scale Later
Medieval Insults for Every Class
Plan Long Term, Ship It Quick
Day 26 of animating
Saying Maybe to Plans
Your Future Will Be Bright
Western Teenagers Praise Communism
Shit Team Walks Away
Когда всё наконец получилось
Jango’s Ten-Year-Old Son Is Watching
Bartender Hears Corona Joke Again
Manager Loses Programmers to Competitor
Programming in Enterprise Startups Government
When She Learns You're a Millennial
