NVIDIA B200 Depreciation Rating
"NVIDIA B200 depreciated 73% in 9 months. You rated it AAA." "The structure has protection" "Based on what? 3 years of data." "Comparable equipment--" "Jensen ships Rubin, every loan in the stack reprices overnight" (smiling) "We're very comfortable with our methodology"
A social-media-style text exchange discusses NVIDIA B200 depreciation, AAA ratings, limited historical data, and Jensen shipping Rubin. The punchline is that the confident methodology collapses when a new generation of hardware immediately reprices every loan in the stack. The reaction image from Margin Call emphasizes institutional denial and financial absurdity.
- @profunctor_io / 11355 2026-02-23
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- image
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- 664×570 · 47.0 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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