Preferring Cats Is High Test

Preferring Cats = High test OH H H H H O mogged PROFILE OF A CHRONIC MOUTH BREATHER Flattened nose Short upper lip Receding chin Forward head posture

A muscular young man explains through a drawn presentation that preferring cats signals high-testosterone, “Chad” status, while dogs love everyone unconditionally. The clip contrasts a dismissive cat with an eager dog and ends by jokingly linking dog preference to a chronic mouth breather. It is a sarcastic reaction video about cat-versus-dog stereotypes and incel-style masculinity rhetoric.

Preferring cats over dogs is a very good demonstration of having high-test Australian levels. Have you ever noticed that the people who gesture max and do all this stupid shit for a cat's approval, they never get it? A cat is going to love the dude who just doesn't give a fuck the most. And so essentially, in order to win over a cat's approval, that is a demonstration or a rite of passage of Chad. And dogs, dogs are great, but they kind of love you unconditionally. Even if you're subhuman, which makes no sense to me. Also liking Katzmore is a very good way to score some performative brownie points with the foids.

• @jeppa420 / 36264 2026-05-05