Honest Job Interview

Honest job interview you feel about I look at people I want no one else It's none of my get away from everyone. bends the rules a bit.

A darkly lit video cuts between a young man in a car and a grim older mustached man during a mock job interview. The captions and dialogue present brutally honest answers about hating people, wanting nobody to succeed, escaping everyone, and bending rules. The joke is that the applicant’s antisocial and unethical answers somehow make him seem like the perfect fit for a shady employer.

And how do you feel about working with a large team? I hate most people. You don't have to tell me twice. I f***ing hate people. For times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I get it, man. I get it. And what would be your greatest strength? I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. And I can see you have a gap here in your resume. Why did you leave your last company? I don't want to talk about those things. That is, like, totally fine. I couldn't stay there. I shouldn't even be asking you that, it's none of my business is it? Where do you see yourself in five years from now? I don't know. I want to earn enough money I can... get away from everyone. Gotta be straight with you man, I think you're a really good fit. We do some pretty shady shit, so we're gonna need someone who... bends the rules a bit. What do you say to that? I can't keep doing this on my own. My man.

• @jemalloc / 1175 2023-05-26