When Houses Were Affordable

“When I was your age” Your down payment $ 6 The last time houses were actually useful. or if the realtor’s cat The only way to own a “Bye the time I was your age?” So who needs a house?!

A mustached man delivers a sarcastic monologue about how older generations could buy homes cheaply, while modern housing prices make homeownership nearly impossible. Inserted images of a family, a graduate, a realtor-like woman, and The Office characters heighten each punchline, ending with the absurd idea that nobody needs a house anyway. EN: A mustached man delivers a sarcastic monologue about how older generations could buy homes cheaply, while modern housing prices make homeownership nearly impossible. Inserted images of a family, a graduate, a realtor-like woman, and The Office characters heighten each punchline, ending with the absurd idea that nobody needs a house anyway.

I was your age. I already owned a house. Yeah, cuz it cost six dollars Your down payment couldn't buy a frosty at an airport Wendy's today The last time houses were actually affordable was when college degrees were actually useful. Have you doom-scrolled Zillow lately? I don't know if that's the price of a house or if the realtor's cat walked across the computer and sat on the zero key The only way to own a house now is to patiently wait for mr. Beast to give you one by the time I was your age by the time I'm your age the sun will have exploded. So who needs a house?

• @eternalclassic / 28304 2023-02-22